the illmatic illuminates

i'd been listening to npr talk about this stuff with north korea, but then i found a much more insightful and direct source of information: Kim Jong Il (matic)'s blog. we already knew - or, you would if you read web sites run by north korea - that the dear leader wakes up early every day for intensive memory training, pilots jet fighters, pens operas, produces movies, and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played. so in the midst of such incredible hobbies, why not also maintain a livejournal? everyone's jumping on the PIMP (post-9/11 information & media phase). that was a shout-out to my friend george.

anyway, it turns out kim regularly IM's with bush, kerry, cheney, hu jintao, and saddam. my favorite im names are: BreakTheseCheneysofLove, Hu's-on-first, and WeaponsofAssDestruction. see, i used red, white, and blue to prove i'm a patriot... act... please don't arrest me democratic government...