friendly insults

Realtime Overheard Gym Conversation:
Me: Hi!
Couple: Hi.
Woman: (to partner) Did you find my stuff?
Man: No, I didn't look for it.
Woman: You're so selfish!
Man: You're a f-ing terrible person. Grow up.
Woman: You need to grow up too. I f-ing hate you.
(They storm off in opposite directions.)

Umm. That was awkward. I'm 3 feet away waiting for them to sign in and did not expect that coming.

So has anyone else been avidly watching the Olympics? Daniel and I have a friendly rivalry going on between US & Austria:
Me: Oh look, we got another gold medal in snowboarding!
D: Who cares about that? Alpine skiing is classic. Austria is the global dream team of skiing.
Me: Is that why Watlzhofenburger or whatever his name lost the gold to a French guy?
D: That guy came from nowhere! No one's heard of him!
Me: Oooh, we got bronze in moguls.
D: That sport is shit!
Me: You're a f-ing terrible person! Grow up.
D: You need to grow up too. I f-ing hate you.
We storm off in opposite directions.*

*This actually does not happen. What I usually say is, You're just sore Hitler came from Austria. And he says, But you guys are still stuck with Bush & Cheney. And then we both cry in shame.